My wife, Amber, has a subtle way of dropping hints for me to do things: She tells them to our dog, Oreo.“Oreo, I wish my husband will do something nice and extra special for me on Valentine’s Day, which falls on Tuesday next week.”“Amber,” I say, “I’m sitting right next to ...
They say a man’s home is his castle, but I’m guessing that phrase didn’t come into play before the idea of the king’s princess and princesses having sleepovers.Then again, I imagine maybe they did have sleepovers at the castles back in those days, but they likely ended in bloodshed, as ...
Last week, a coworker told me to take a look at a recent photo of singer Madonna – not so much to show me something, but more of a dare, like when you’re dared to stand in front of a mirror and say “Candyman” five times and then he appears to bury a hook into your skull.Sorry, I’ve ...