Perryopolis news
Birthdays Elaine Gardner and Richard Mickey celebrate their birthdays today. Other birthdays this week include: Vanessa Myers, Kean Kearney, Tom Jolley and Anne Hoholick, Monday; Mary Traynor, Ida Hawker and Kristen Fuller, granddaughter of Connie and Roy Fuller, Thursday; Jessica Vozel, Rachael Lonce, Friday; and Renee Martin, Saturday.
Kids Club
The Star Junction United Methodist Kids Club will not be held during February. Kids Club resumes in March.
First Christian
The men’s breakfast will start up again on Feb. 5 at the First Christian Church. All men are invited for food and Christian fellowship.
Reminders
n Christian Thrift Shop, Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
n Perryopolis Food Bank, second Thursday of the month. Call Helen Coldren 724-736-2713 for information.
n Frazier Class of 1991 is gathering e-mail addresses from classmates for a 20th-year reunion for 2011. Information can be e-mailed to frazierclassof91@hotmail.com.
n Perryopolis Senior Travel Club information, call Brad Baker at 724-736-8328.
n Perryopolis Senior Center needs drivers for the Meals on Wheels. Call the center at 724-736-2250 to volunteer.
n Veolia Environmental Services is the only garbage hauler for Perry Township.
PSGA
Perryopolis Girls Softball Association will hold open registration for girls slow-pitch softball on Saturday and again on Feb. 12 from 10 a.m. to noon at the Perryopolis Borough Building.
Registration is open to all girls ages 5 to 18. Cost is $65 for the first child and $30 for each additional child of the same family. Please bring a copy of your child’s birth certificate.
Bunco is coming
It will soon be time for the seventh annual “Library Goes Bunco” event at the Frazier Community Library and tickets are now on sale.
Mark your calendar for March 6 from 2 to 5 p.m. Gather your Bunco mates and call now to reserve seats for an enjoyable afternoon of fun, prizes and refreshments.
All proceeds generated by this event benefit the Frazier Community Library.
The donation for this event is $20. Call the library for more information at 724-736-8480.
Crunch time
Something’s always happening to make our Crabby more crabby.
This time she was stopped in traffic when another car jumped up and bit her truck, Patrick Swayze. Crabby always names her vehicles. Then Patrick bit the vehicle in front of him. When you’re the middle vehicle in a three- car pileup, you get bitten on both ends. Poor Patrick, both his bumpers are crunched.
Crabby hit her head on the head rest pretty hard and said she thought she heard her brain rattle.
Later it dawned on her, at least mom would be proud, Crabby did have on clean underwear.