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Top Ten Best Chuck Norris Facts

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10. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google, it doesn’t ask what you meant. It simply comes back as RUN.

9. Behind Chuck Norris’ beard there is no chin, there is only another fist.

8. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris’ keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.

7. When the Boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, it’s a shame he’s never cried.

5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

4. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

3. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

2. If Chuck Norris falls into a river, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, the river gets Chuck Norrised.

1. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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